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The Obone Layer

see: Obone

A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.

The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.

A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
Guy A: "Had the best day at work today"
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."
by Aemsk September 27, 2011
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planned obsolescence

A business strategy where a company plans the obsolescence of a product to encourage the purchase of a newer version of a product. This can be done in several ways, ranging from bad engineering to breaking updates. Apple most famously uses this strategy to slow down iPhones and iPads of 1-2 generations back to encourage people to buy a new more expensive iPhone.
Person 1: "My iPhone is slow! I can't believe it, I have an iPhone 6 which is only 1 generation behind!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, Apple slows down the iPhone a lot via updates to try and get you to buy a new one. That's called planned obsolescence."
by pokemoneuro August 22, 2017
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yellow oblong

hey watch out it’s green spider accompanied by his sidekick ‘yellow oblong’
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medulla oblongata main

someone who use medulla oblongata to carry out daily activity other than internal body system
e.g. talking, texting
A: it's hard to talk to someone who's a medulla oblongata main
medulla oblongata main: HUH WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU MOT-
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obese oblong

obese oblong is a word to describe a really annoying person.
"you're such an obese oblong"
by jeremeysliver January 19, 2023
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big batty oblong barbara

juicy ass nowhere near as fat as big 6 foot monster nathans fit mum
hey would you like a big batty oblong barbara as your main course or a starter, we also have a 6 foot monster who likes to shit in phone boxes for the bants
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Obsane

Sticking up for comic book's when people call them gay.
Hey don't say that, im being obsane!
by bremlot December 19, 2014
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