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missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.
YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"
by aaw1 April 15, 2022
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Opportunely thesauric

When someone uses uncommon synonyms from a thesaurus at an opportune time either for strong comedic effect, to dramatically emphasize a point, or both.
Used in a Sentence:
"When did you learn all of those fancy words? You've been so opportunely thesauric lately."

-Example in Context-
Person 1: "How's your burger?"
Person 2: "It is simply divine."
by SoyBoyNamedTroy October 12, 2021
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Newly Opportunitied

Newly opportunitied is a word to describe the stage that two people are in during their early talking stage, with marriage intentions. It’s not “newly talking” quite yet, but there’s an opportunity… newly opportunitied. A perfect term to describe the status of potentials, without the pressuring terminology, assuring them there’s still time to run away if you’d like.
Person #1: “Oh they’re together!”

Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”

Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”
by Samarrai with swag January 13, 2024
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I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'
Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity
by Chrisandra February 11, 2023
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Opportunity

Something that everyone deserves
Opportunity
by UphillMaco September 4, 2025
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This quote simply means that life is in your control and that you’re the one who can shape your destiny. When being in control you also have the choice to take opportunities that come your way and create a new exciting chapter
Hey Jarrad your life is going downhill - seize the day, make the most of what the universe has to offer. Life is what you make it, an opportunity just take it
by jazzaaaaaa November 1, 2025
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every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate
by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021
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