One eyed midget

slang for your penis

Beating the one eyed midget

by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007

one eyed weasel

a penis, other wise known as a one eyed willie,trouser snake,and or anaconda

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by kilakila...A.K.A. The Candy Man July 24, 2006

One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

one-eyed ambassador

1. Unofficial title of controversial London 2012 Olympic & Paralympic mascots Wenlock & Mandeville

2. Penis

All over London, young children are lining up around the block to get their hands on a little one-eyed ambassador.

by e2mwpg August 2, 2012

one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

ONE EYED PETE

Trucker slang for a Peterbilt semi truck with a busted headlight.

There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!

by Stumpjumper/Ether Breather June 16, 2010

One Eyed Pirate

The act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and cum in one of her eyes.

Girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"

Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"

by DannyBoy78 September 27, 2008