plate hanger

Very old person. Senior citizen. Definition derived from the fact that many old people hang plates on walls as if they were works of art.
I think there should be a law prohibiting plate hangers from driving automobiles.
by Joe McMullen December 11, 2006
mugGet the plate hangermug.

Home Plate

Home Run, there aing gonna be a play at home plate.
by A. Nonymous November 15, 2003
mugGet the Home Platemug.

Bachelor Plate

A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.
Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.

Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?

Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.

Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!
by I got you back July 18, 2009
mugGet the Bachelor Platemug.

Plate licker

A person who goes to insurance, financial or real estate sales presentations where free food is served, who is only there for the free food and is not interested at all in the bullshit being sold.
Sales rep: "Damn plate lickers! Twenty people showed up for the free steak dinner and presentation, but not a single sucker - I mean client - signed up!"
by Boglehead February 17, 2013
mugGet the Plate lickermug.

Plate

The act of ducttaping a small furry woodland creature to a persons bed, covering it, and waiting for the owner of the bed to climb in, ready to sleep, or commit other acts done in the bedroom.
by Richie/Rafe/Taishi August 30, 2003
mugGet the Platemug.

Hand-plate

Hand-plate- a lad that is invited to private parties such as; 21st, 18th ,wedding,funeral or dinner dance. When the food is revealed he will try and fit as much on his hand as possible without the inconvenience of using a plate. The hand may consist of many food types such as sandwiches, chicken tenders, sausages, salad, onion rings, cake.
Look at hand-plate he has 12 onion rings on each finger.

Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?

Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand

One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate
by cash-in-the-neil April 13, 2013
mugGet the Hand-platemug.

Nut Plate

What you would call a female's forehead during sex or when talking about sexual interactions.
After she gave me the sickest blowjob, I just had to plop a fat one on her Nut Plate.
by D0D4 February 16, 2019
mugGet the Nut Platemug.

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