coca cola older than Azerbaijan

An Armenian meme with faulty logic that forgets about the Atabegs of Azerbaijan and Atropatene. According to the meme's logic, Turkish people and their ancestors never had a country until 1923, ergo, according to this logic, The Turks never did the Armenian genocide.

Narek: Honestly as an Armenian, this whole "coca cola older than Azerbaijan" shtick is just dumb.
Krikor: I agree, I mean take a look at Germany, there was never a country called Germany until the 1800s.
Narek: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ChampionAz May 2, 2025

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Movement Control Order

Movement Control Order (MCO), also known as Perintah Kawalan Pergerakan (PKP) in Malay, was a lockdown order during the premiership of Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin (2020-2021). The main purpose of this order is to curve the COVID-19 pandemic. This policy was successful, as Malaysia successfully overcame the pandemic.

A: Was Movement Control Order (MCO) successful?
B: Definitely! Without MCO, the pandemic wouldn't end.

by Friends of Perikatan Nasional March 7, 2023

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders)

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.

“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

by borja85 June 2, 2023

Öldendörfing

The heterosexual act where two men insert their erect penises in either end of a Chinese finger trap and have a tug-of-war

"I totally just saw two guys Öldendörfing in the alley behind the sex shop!"

by StevieG777 February 21, 2014

Tall order

A request that is often difficult to meet and/or fulfill.

When asked by Betsy for credit on yet another purchase, David replied "Bitch, you done owe me fifty bucks and another blow job. What you're asking fo sho is a tall order".

by Nikki Stixx September 20, 2019

Billy-order

To order an excess of food from a restaurant.

I had the munchies last night so I called the diner up and billy-ordered.

We don't know how many people are going to show up, so just billy-order to be safe.

by rinimir August 5, 2016