It's older than sms

A rude yet modern way of describing the age of someone/something.

Me: McCain's dog looks disguisting.
Buddy: No, it doesn't.
Me: It's older than sms!

by dubaidubaidubai February 18, 2009

older sister

The greatest person ever to exist in your life. Always has your back, inspires you, and makes you happy!

You: Hey, let’s go out in the hallway and play WAR!
older sister: When do we start?

by shroomlight June 16, 2023

surrogate older sibling

A person who fulfills the vacancy to be the surrogate older sibling in a family where the oldest child has left home whilst the younger sibling(s) are still too young to move out. Such vacancies are commonly found on the Happy Family sticker in the rear windshield of the family car. This role often involves providing guidance, support, and companionship in the absence of the biological older sibling.

After my older brother left home for college, someone became the surrogate older sibling, helping me navigate school and life at home.

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

Older people

People 26 or older

She and me Argued with older people

by 459395 March 27, 2022

Older Woman Dating

An ad that urbandictionary really wants you to click on

Urbandictionary: Older Woman Dating
Person: wtf

by retrded man March 18, 2025

we’re getting older

My dogs are fine thanks for asking

Bob: Today the topic is we’re getting older
Mark: We’ve done this topic before
Bob: Fuck
Wade: My dogs are fine thanks for asking

by Derivative 69420 July 11, 2023

addiction-to-older-people-ism

a religion where people have an addiction to people way older than them.

I follow addiction-to-older-people-ism because of marvel and other celebrities.

by some-1-who-obsesses- June 3, 2021