Oasis Middle School

A very bad school.

Brandon was sad because he had to go to oasis middle school

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Oasis Academy Coulsdon

A shit school in old coulsdon. It is full of miserable cunts. The school is famous for the best spots to bunk. The school is full of snakes and everyone hates everyone.

Oasis academy coulsdon is not that bad … try being a student there

by anonymous October 19, 2021

Oasis Effect

The Oasis Effect describes the phenomena in modern music where popular music has plummeted in quality so much, that acts that were only mediocre in the past, are comparatively superb.

"I just got excited to find Wonderwall on a radio station. What the fuck is going on!?"

"Oh, that's just the Oasis Effect you're experiencing. Everything else is so bad, Wonderwall is good. We live in frightening times."

by Lee Man October 23, 2009

oasis academy lister park

A smelly shitty school for ass licks and pussy wagon drivers

Aw ffs u just rolled around in pig shit and now u smell like oasis academy lister park.

by ian simpsan August 28, 2019

Oasis is dead to me

Oasis is dead to me ever since the lead singer died in a freak N64 accedent, and they replaced him with Fred Durst. Not only did they replace him with Fred Durst, they replaced him with the entire Good Charlotte band, featuring Fred Durst...








...and Ashlee Simpson.

My Wonderwall is dead, I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park and cut myself.

by Meave Haters United April 29, 2005

oasis days

A day or days in otherwise long, hot, dry summers that are cool and refreshing; may or may not be rainy as well.

The oasis days in the first week of July gave us welcome relief from the constant hundred degree days in June.

by burrito34 July 7, 2010

Oasis Academy Silvertown

this is a place that contains quite a few disgraceful Congolese rats. And suffer with many many many spots that not even neutrogena can fix this shit. These animals stink like dog piss and Ghanaian jollof. This is not a school this is a pig sty.

“Have you ever been to oasis academy silvertown?”
“Yeah man has some stinky ass pum smelling Congolese sisters, rarsclart”

by Overonthissidefortnite December 25, 2018