The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
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1. n. A person who engages in homosexual behavior.
2. n. syn. sausage-fest
3. adj. prep. of or relating to a dirty, smelly ball-sack.
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nutstack: v. Engaging in homosexual behavior related to same-sex oral sex.
1. n. A person who engages in homosexual behavior.
2. n. syn. sausage-fest
3. adj. prep. of or relating to a dirty, smelly ball-sack.
rel.
nutstack: v. Engaging in homosexual behavior related to same-sex oral sex.
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Person 1: "John is so gay."
Person 2: "He is such a Nutstacker."
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Person 1: "John is so gay."
Person 2: "He is such a Nutstacker."
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Person: "The guy to girl ratio in here sucks, its like 3 dudes to 1 girl. Such a nutstacker in here."
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Person: Ew what's that smell in here? Smells like a nutstacker."
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I rock monkey buttholes like a monkey butthole rocker, I kick testicules like I was playing motherfucking soccer, I didn't wipe my butt good enough this morning, my diarrhea's a river and islands are forming! wud wud
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I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.
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If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
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