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Norwegian couch hippo

The Norwegian couch hippo or better known as a pibbles. Lives and breathes on your couch, they steal your blankets a may pibble nibble on them, they will cuddle you and take your warmth and lick so much that they start to take your nutrients. There is no way to get rid of them, you only end up getting morw and becoming infested.
The Norwegian couch hippo his a great cuddle buddy, when it is time to watch a movie on the couch
by Shipwrecked April 23, 2022
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Dano-Norwegian Alphabet

The Dano-Norwegian alphabet is 1 alphabet for 2 languages. The letters are the same as the English alphabet; ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, plus ÆØÅ, Ø sounding like the Kazakh letter Ö and Å sounding like a o sound you find in a New York accent as in “Talk”. R is guttural in Danish and trilled in Norwegian. A is /æ/ and glottal stop in the alphabet song in Danish but in Norwegian it is a back vowel, a A sound to be exact.
The Dano-Norwegian alphabet is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZÆØÅ.
by Qorptocx November 1, 2018
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Norwegian snowplow

A variation on the wheelbarrow position, the norwegian snowplow is at a sharper angle, thus driving the recieving partner's face into the floor.
I took her in the norwegian snowplow last night
by Vampiric16 April 24, 2009
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Norwegian Wood

1. a tune by the Beatles that is notorious for possibly being the first rock'n'roll hit that prominently features a non-Western instrument - in this case the sitar. The lyrics describe the evolution of an extra-marital affair that John had that was now over. Paul sang the words. The title phrase is a play on phonetics - the line "knowing she would" in the lyrics was considered to be too risque for radio so that phrase was replaced by "Norwegian Wood". If you ask me, that sounds even more "risque" or at least funny to me!

2. what you get after a night of laying with a Norwegian woman.
1. in my college class of "Art and Music of the Post-WWII Era" one day our professor played "Norwegian Wood" as an example of the Beatles' contribution to music and culture. She explained the meaning behind the lyrics and then asked us, "Does anybody know why it's called 'Norwegian Wood'?". I think "Norwegian girl, woody...", then I start laughing. She says, "I hear some giggling back there!"

2. Garry laid a young Norwegian waitress he met at a restaurant. The next morning he woke up with Norwegian Wood.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009
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Norwegian Goggles

An act of shame committed upon a passed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scrotum upon the closed eyes of the victim. This must be performed while facing the victim's feet, so that the penis will naturally fall upon their nose in a manner resembling the noseguard of traditional viking helmets.

syn: Roman Warrior
"I know Ben threatened to teabag me if I fell asleep drunk last night, but I had no idea that he would go for the full Norwegian Goggles!"
by Soog McGuire August 16, 2007
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Norwegian Culture

A perfectly valid excuse for punching someones testicles.
Dude1: dude, why did you just punch me in the nuts?*
Dude2: dude, sorry. Its just norwegian culture man.

"hey man, guess what! NORWEGIAN CULTURE!"
*POW*
by femalenorway January 9, 2010
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Norwegian Sledgehammer

When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, you pull out, walk back 15 feet, run, jump and try to make it in. Accomplishment of this particular sex act definitely deserves a high 5 if not more
"Yo man, last night I was fucking my girl and gave her a Norwegian Sledgehammer!"
by A Pimp Named Puff Puff January 12, 2009
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