Def Noodles

An incredibly annoying and unfunny YouTube "comedian."

Person 1: Who is Def Noodles?
Person 2: Some weirdo who makes Amy Schumer look like a professional.

by nikodotexe September 2, 2022

arc a noodle

(v) to cum. more specifically the sight of semen in the air, toppling end over end before landing.

I was so pent up from being stuck with my girlfriend's parents on vacation, I thought for sure I'd arc a noodle clear over the toilet when I snuck some alone time.

by d monet June 30, 2008

limp noodle

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.

Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.

by Truth to Power April 5, 2009

noodle groovin'

a little unintentional dance performed by tweakers after being up too long.

damn dude, you need to stop your noodle groovin'!

by Kevin Jourdan May 25, 2007

noogler

a new Google employee

It feels good to be a noogler!!

by MSL May 23, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy

A comic drawn by Johnny the Homocidal Maniac (otherwise known as NNY or JTHM for the homeless and insane. Most Noodle Boy comics end with HNB getting shot in the head, or being killed in some other grusome way. The comics tend to be random and often insane, but NNY swears there is some deeper meaning behind them.

"Marvel at my plastic applicator!! Not just any accessory for your sanitary napkins!"

by Neko October 20, 2004

Danger noodle

A snake

"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"

by Don't use your real name. If May 12, 2019