David's hairline

that's a lot of damage; trash;

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo

by ayowashere December 6, 2018

A Man With No Hairline

This man has no hairline and can't afford new clothes or shoes. He also can't afford new video games and food for his girlfriend. He also sucks at everything in life.

I see A Man With No Hairline, he must be a broke boy.

by This is False December 30, 2018

Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years

Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back

by A White Negro May 27, 2023

Kaydosh’s-hairline

A hairline so big it could sink a Ship

Kaydosh’s-hairline was so extraordinary no samurai could top it

by Wensleydale February 4, 2025

hairline

A part of your body that determines whether you get fucked in life or not.

Jordan: Yo bro you seen my clean ass hairline
Alex: sheesh you gonna get fucked today
Jordan: pause

by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 3, 2021

natalies hairline

A very commonly known to be “A SHIT HAIRLINE” like tbh a wig would look better on your head then your actual hair. Let’s all be honest your gonna have a horseshoe hair line at the age of 47

bro..please don’t get natalies hairline.

by Gecko8009 March 21, 2022

Mcdonalds Hairline

A hairline like lydia ritchie’s. Often reffered to as a “Mcdonalds Hairline” due to it’s resemblance of the letter m.

Joel: have you seen Lydia’s hairline?

Kieran: oh yeah what a dog such a Mcdonalds Hairline

by Ben Dover75 March 30, 2022