switch hitter

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.

Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.

by smalldong November 25, 2013

Switch Hitter

When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.

its hard to be a switch hitter.

by David Mertoff November 22, 2010

Pinch Hitter

A piece used for smoking pot.

Brian: Hey, Bill.. Pass the pinch hitter
Bill: Suck dick and die, Brian

by Mrdumbbum October 30, 2014

one-hitter

A Sneak-a-tokers tool. A Fakie. A Bat. One-hizzle, pizzle, fakie, bat, one hitter, one, hitter, sneak-a-toke, where's the food at?,one-hiter, won-hit her, juan hit her, Whurr's the queso?

Mary passed by Jane and said, "High, can I bum a smoke?". Jane replied, "its a one-hitter". "What do you mean," asked Mary. "It's fake you noob" replied Jane as she turned in disgust and walked away to find some queso.

by Clause May 28, 2006

ho hitters

high-heeled shoes, often used by young women to "hit hos" that talk too much or start drama.

"I'd better wear my ho hitters to the club tonight in case one of these females get in my face and I have to go off."

by foxyroxy123 February 10, 2010

pinch hitter

A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.

Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.

by scodder May 22, 2010

switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

by yawn April 14, 2004