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Nissan

I drive a Nissan, it’s a shitbox
by Ashlow June 9, 2018
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Nissa

Nissa is a great person with a caring heart she hates hurting people and hates even more seeing them hurt she is on of the nicest and hottest girls U will see around with her Brown eyes light skin and Brown hair she gives the best hugs and kisses once U win her trust she will open up to U she always talks about her feelings because not many people listen when she finds someone that will she never lets go if U have a Nissa as a friend or girl keep her and be gentle she probably feel like no one likes her so show her someone does love her care for her so her someone loves her
Friend : (sad)

Nissa : are U ok what's wrong
by U don't want to know December 28, 2020
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nissipline

a mix of the words discpline and niss. The longer process of nissifying one. Nissipline is something that can take a while but the end result is...quite niss
dude the only way im gonna keep hanging around you and ya boy is if u nissipline him..hes too much of a lunchbox
by griff August 13, 2006
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nissan leaf

Ex. Have you seen the Zayd-mobile? It's a Nissan leaf
by Anonymous31415962 October 20, 2013
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Nissan patrol

Underpowered shit heap square box on wheels with poor fuel economy and pathetic power compared to every other 4x4 with similar engine displacement, cheap shit bought by people dropped at birth that love muddies and 8 inch lifts with no stand out 4x4 ability
A Nissan patrol really bro? You mean the car version of the titanic with a hamster running in a wheel for power?
by Pootrol November 15, 2019
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Nissan Disease

A bizarre disorder where the owner of a car, often a Nissan, has a tendency to hug the dotted line of a divided highway, occasionally drifting into the other lane, other times making it almost impossible to pass the sufferer.
Dude 1: "Dude, that douche just spent half an hour practically riding the center line, and he just shifted lanes without signaling!"

Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"
by JawshBawkes February 24, 2011
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Nissan Patrol

Nissan Patrol aka Toyota recovery vehicle is an offroad legend. Often driving through an obstacle to get to the other side to tow a Toyota out.
I said to the bloke I'll take the Patrol first so when you get stuck I can tow ya Crusier out!

You should have bought a Nissan Patrol mate!
by Hansohatori September 7, 2018
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