Necro Post

Having sex with mail sent to you by somebody that is dead by the time you receive the mail.

Hey bro did you fuck that necro post yet because I'm horny.

by AdZ2803 December 18, 2008

necro-nazi

When an individual witnesses the orgy consisting of 5 Nazi men.

My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He shot himself after seeing a five man necro-Nazi orgy.

by Lord_Sebreal September 7, 2016

necro-gang bang

when 3 or more men dig up a dead rotting corpse and proceed to have sex with it. as the body is dead, there will be no problem creating new orifices so more can fuck it at once, afterwards leaving the corpse looking like an over-loved hunk of swiss cheese.

simple plan gave hitler a necro-gang bang last night in the woods.

by fallon picton July 20, 2006

Pyro-Necro-Masochism.

Pyro-fire

Necro- dead, or having sex with dead people

Masochism- enjoying self harm

pyro-necro-masochist: lighting dead bodies on fire while having sex with them and enjoying you're self as you burn with that dead body.

Guy: So I was lighting dead bodies on fire and this guy came and asked if he can have sex with them

Dude: Dude, that guy must be into pyro-necro-masochism.

by an_opheliac March 1, 2009

incestuous homo necro

A person who has sex with their dead father.

That dude is such an incestuous homo necro.

by Traction November 25, 2007

necro fag hag

a fag hag who is at least 80 years old.

kelly: look at that fag hag stripping off on the podium.

danny: that's elsie, she's 82 a necro fag hag, go for it girl.

by billy1111121 November 6, 2011

Necro Tissue-Flapping

This is the act of shoving a tissue up a dead persons arsehole, and then flapping (waving) it in their face multiple times. After this is performed you may want to eat the tissue, or pleasure yourslef by sticking it up your japseye.

I went Necro Tissue-Flapping the other night, it was Ausantisch, but i think i may have come away with aids.

by MyNameIsJohan August 14, 2010