The act of blowing your load all over your phone’s screen after getting off to Japanese tentacle hentai.
by Yacomistemipito May 12, 2023
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-A neckbeard (duh)
-Fedora
-Lives with parents (likely in their basement)
-Between the ages of 30-50
-Unwashed
-Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers
-Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it
-Owns several anime body pillows
-Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord
-Allergic to sunlight
-Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years
-Virgin
-Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7
-Desk chair smells like toxic waste
-On a pedophile watchlist
-Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games
If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard
You creepy fuck
-A neckbeard (duh)
-Fedora
-Lives with parents (likely in their basement)
-Between the ages of 30-50
-Unwashed
-Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers
-Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it
-Owns several anime body pillows
-Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord
-Allergic to sunlight
-Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years
-Virgin
-Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7
-Desk chair smells like toxic waste
-On a pedophile watchlist
-Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games
If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard
You creepy fuck
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Get the R'Neciea mug.A male who likes to pretend to be a girl in a video game and does SRP "sex roleplay" with another loser male who also pretend to be a girl. sometimes these can have pedophilic or even zoophilia fantasies involved. they're neckbeards so they will attempt to befriend anyone with a female character for this purpose alone.
Neckbeard 1: wanna see my tail? *Undresses*
Neckbeard 2: ohhhhhhh
Other people: take that cringe shit to DM's, this is a mmo children play this game.
Neckbeard 3: yeah my girlfriend is only 13.
Other people: Goddamn crossdressing neckbeards!
Neckbeard 2: ohhhhhhh
Other people: take that cringe shit to DM's, this is a mmo children play this game.
Neckbeard 3: yeah my girlfriend is only 13.
Other people: Goddamn crossdressing neckbeards!
by Painitblack December 30, 2023
Get the Crossdressing neckbeard mug.A sigma male obsessed with his kitten and uwu girls. Usually his liking is presented as a fetish for them. You will usually find him asserting his dominance over the world.
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