near-dick experience

This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.

Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.

by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017

Near death experience

A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.

You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god!

by KirbyVibe_Check November 5, 2020

near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.

I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.

by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014

Near death hottie

A woman or man who is very attractive or "hot" and has had a near death expierence.

That near death hottie over there is banging.

by near death hottie October 31, 2010

Near-Relationship Experience

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.

Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.

by Mandizi May 25, 2010

Near-Blackout Drunk

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.

Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.

by surganyolo October 1, 2012

near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

by Kevin March 19, 2004