Springfield is a small town in New Hampshire consisting mostly of drunk hicks, loosers, and rednecks. There is nothing there except for empty beer cans on the sides of the dirtroads and cigarette smoke. Hobbies there include shooting animals (otherwise known as hunting), doing drugs, and having parties with alcohol. These activities are taught as young as the age of 3. There is nothing to do that is fun. It's basically a waste land. My advice: Never go to Springfield.
Steve: Have you ever been to Springfield, NH?
Tim: Why would I go there? Springfield sucks!
Steve: Good Call.
Tim: Why would I go there? Springfield sucks!
Steve: Good Call.
by J_Doe052395 March 13, 2011
A small town in New Hampshire, known only for its beaches. Boarders two major towns/cities Hampton Beach and Portsmouth. About an hour away from Boston by car. Almost everyone in the town is a MILLIONAIRE and spoils their kids stupidly. Kids that grow up there think they live in Laguna Beach, (like the TV show). Rye is so small it doesn't have a high school, so the majority of the kids go to Private school or Portsmouth High School, where most are introduced to drugs and alcohol. If you're from the Rye area you usually end up going to UNH and become an alcoholic, and somehow land a big job after college and make as much money as your parents. Also almost everyone is a member at a yacht club or a country club like the Wentworth by the Sea or Abanaqui.
"Oh you're from RYE, NH?"
"Yeah."
"So you're rich, right?"
"No, my family only has one mansion and 6 cars"
"I was swimming at the Wentworth pool"
"Oh, so you pay $30,000 a year to swim in a pool when the beach is 2 minutes away?"
"Yeah."
"So you're rich, right?"
"No, my family only has one mansion and 6 cars"
"I was swimming at the Wentworth pool"
"Oh, so you pay $30,000 a year to swim in a pool when the beach is 2 minutes away?"
by n3w 3nglandahh October 8, 2007
A small town in New Hampshire. Located on Lake Winnepesuake. There is also nothing to do there. Pretty much, it's where you can get McDonalds, shop at Hannahford's go to one of the hardware stores, or buy an expensive off-road vehicle that you'll regret buying later. Maybe you'll go for a swim in the highly polluted lake? Seriously, go down to the bottom and have a look. You'll find thing's such as: Bikes, Toilets, Porta-potties, Sinks, Showers. And I wouldn't recommend touching the bottom becuase, well we'll just say it sucks. The cops there have nothing better to do than hunt you down for going 5 miles over the speed limit. When the kids from Alton are in an actual city, they seem socially retarded.
Person 1: Hey, geuss where my family is going for vacation.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Alton NH...
Person 2: Bro, I'm so sorry.
Person 1: I know right??? FML.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Alton NH...
Person 2: Bro, I'm so sorry.
Person 1: I know right??? FML.
by #LoSeR# November 30, 2011
A small town located near Concord. Good things about Bow: Quiet neighborhoods and good people. Bad things about Bow: Annoying police and those damn birds that suck. Overall, it is a all around great place.
Not a lot to do, but still a good area for raising kids, because of the good school system and the relatively nice enviroment.
The winters are cold and the summers are HOT. The weather is really great for all experiences.
Not a lot to do, but still a good area for raising kids, because of the good school system and the relatively nice enviroment.
The winters are cold and the summers are HOT. The weather is really great for all experiences.
by Tomeroni10 March 22, 2011
Derry is a town located in southern New Hampshire, bordered by Windham and Londonderry. Contrary to what other less-than-factual entries on here say, Derry is quite an affluent town with many desirable neighborhoods and one of the highest property tax rates in the state. Derry is less than an hour outside of Boston and is home to Pinkerton Academy.
by wiredchris August 13, 2011
springfield, nh is a sweet and peicefull place every one knows every one and there are still trees here not just building and we have clean air and the nature is just amazing there is really in my opinion no place just like it. oh ya dont lisen to that other person there my friend and they just hate springfield
elyssa: hey did you hear about that place " springfield, nh"?
jessalyn: ya it is the most butiful place iv ever seen
elyssa: really because i want to live there
jessalyn: ya it is the most butiful place iv ever seen
elyssa: really because i want to live there
by poke poke poke you cant see me April 10, 2011
A town in New Hampshire with an awesome beach. The ghetto of the state, where drugs are consistently sold to people from age 6 and up. Many gangs occupy the streets and there are huge gang fights that happen on a weekly basis. A ballin town where you gotta be tough ta survive. Its all about the game, gotta rise up, otherwise its get down or lay down
by WHatUpBalla April 1, 2009