When you avoid new. Then you go out for the evening or to a friends house, the news is on and you are exposed.
I went to the sports bar. After the game the put the news on and I was news raped. I could not sleep all night.
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Beaten up by excessive, in your face, unrelenting, and distressing news stories. In just one day, a person is inundated with news stories from the internet, radio, TV, and friends and family. The ending result is an unwanted feeling of being beaten or punched in the face over and over and over.
News-Beaten: I'm tired of being news- beaten by these stressful news stories about for example COVID-19 or divisive politics.
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Get the News Cycle mug.Somebody who puts the same video (or part of the same video) on the news and makes the story about something else, all to try and trick the minds of the viewers who might think they're jedi.
The dumbass will buy this story the news goofus just put on the news, he will believe anything anybody tells him, he's got no common sense.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
Get the News goofus mug.a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".
DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!
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"You know, the blogosphere is now full of so many people who set themselves up as a news karaoke artist, when in fact all they are doing is spinning someone else's commentary. Singing someone else's song. I hate what the Internet is becoming!"
-- overheard at a watercooler in Arlington, Virginia on November 1, 2009
-- overheard at a watercooler in Arlington, Virginia on November 1, 2009
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