nervous dick

When your dick shrinks around a hot female.

Bruh, did you smash?

NAH, she was naked but I got nervous dick and she clowned me

by Will OffendU April 28, 2016

i'm nervous

An emotion:you feel scared

"I felt so nervous when i kissed williom"

by ashley April 25, 2005

Nervous Pussy

1.) Someone who sweats as much as a vagina ejaculating for the first time.

2.) A female that is nervous for the penetration her lady part is about to receive, so it starts to tingle down south.

1.) She had a nervous pussy
2.) He sweat like a nervous pussy.

by NPGuy January 29, 2015

Nervous Pudding

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm without physical touch.

The lyrics were so smooth that they gave her nervous pudding.

by NpGtRisT February 7, 2021

Nervous Nigel

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider

see above, man.

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

Preg-nervous

When a woman's period is late and she has been having alot of un-protected sex with her man she will have to start wondering is she is indeed pregnant. If this is not a planned pregnancy she will become PREG-NERVOUS!

OMG! I was preg-nervous for two weeks but I finally got my period today!

by Captain Nads December 27, 2011

Nervous Sanchez

One's first homosexual act that takes place as a result of one or more parties being under the influence of crack, cocaine, heroin, or any other hard drug. This act must be between partners of the same sex, it must be the first time performing a homosexual act for one of them, it must be consensual, one or more of the parties may or may not be a homosexual, often it is interracial, and it is frequently brief and dissatisfying. This act ranges from oral sex to a handjob to anal sex. Often times the giver of the Nervous Sanchez is a privileged white person seeking to rebel.

Timothy was so high he gave Jay'qwan a Nervous Sanchez right outside .

Man, I walked in on Emily and Maria doing the Nervous Sanchez... It was so hot but they'll regret it in the morning.

I don't know how to tell you this, dude, but Josh gave me a Nervous Sanchez in the parking lot besides Sears last night. I knew I shouldn't have gotten high with him!

by nervousanchez July 11, 2011