My dad owns Hypixel

Be careful! Their father owns hypixel so don't get caught cheating because then you'll be banned!

My dad owns Hypixel!
*turning off bhop*

by lindhd December 28, 2017

my dad works at microsoft

best way to scares the crap out of hackers that destroy you at 1v1 in cod or blow up your dirt house in minecraft then record it with bandicam and post it on youtube

gay ass hackers whose mom you fuked: fortnight is better than roblox lolokooooolll!1!11
your entire vocabulary knowledge: my dad works at microsoft and hes going to ban you permanently from club penguin lol get rekt your mom and dad gay together xdd111!!1 trollface umadbro

by edgymemer July 16, 2018

going to my dad's

1. Due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. This is supposedly compensation for the whole week.

2. Escape from a mongrol mother.

Mom: So you take her every other weekend and I have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. Sound good?
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.

Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.

by softjay144 May 29, 2008

my dad just washed these

a lame excuse ring merril uses for wearing the same clothes multiple times in a row.

ring merril has some filthy ass clothes.

by the chrsistianator 2.0 December 3, 2003

Your mom is my dad

your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.

Me: Your mom is my dad

Someone else: What the fuck

Me: Yeetus to the fetus.

Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.

by Maddgymstar May 28, 2019

your dick's in my dad's mouth

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

by millihenry November 8, 2018

don't tell my dad

commonly used by compulsive liars when lying about pointless shit.

joey: ohhh ya i got a new mustang, but don't tell my dad

by Randoms201 December 23, 2010