I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

in my bag

someone who is highly interested in a girl or simping and isn’t letting anyone get in the way of them

“bro cody’s frl in his bag”
“no sorry i’m in my bag”

by geen bean September 4, 2021

in my bag

music duff/duffle bag
turnt to music

“that new hillsong had me in my bag at church this morning.”

by khris4christ February 21, 2019

staying in my bag

It means to stay getting getting money

Person 1: bro where you been. Person 2: nothing much I just staying in my bag

by Adecider July 18, 2023

Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 4, 2022