email mute

A person that doesn't responds to email within a reasonable amount of time.

Email a question to a person. If that person doesn't respond within a reasonable amount of time then that person can be considered an email mute.

by Michael Kruger December 9, 2008

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mute toot

when a fart is silent but really stinky.

synonym:SBD, silent but deadly.

Bob: i didn't hear anything, but it smells.
Tim:I mute tooted. ahah.

by Eric F. Bruns October 12, 2009

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a Dumbass.

people call a mute person dumb and fish as in bass. combine dumb and bass and it sounds like dumbass.

usually called this by someone who thinks they are so clever and witty. but its really just annoying.

Student: Algebra 2 is soooooo confusing.
Teacher: Oh student, you are such a mute fish.

by AlgebraSucks March 8, 2010

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mute mirth

When someone laughs, but they don't make a sound.

You know you're a nerd when you mute mirth at a sucky joke.

by mute spitting November 21, 2013

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fart mute

The act of contorting your body or grasping the cheek of your ass and pulling it away from the other cheek in order to mute the sound of a fart. This is usually performed while in the bathroom at dinner parties or at the home of someone to which you are on a first date with. The maneuver is also useful while taking a dump and are on the phone with someone particularly if you have been on hold for 30 minutes and you finally get through to a real person, or an over-the-phone interview. The maneuver requires much skill and practice as too much cheek pull can actually amplify the fart sound to a high pitch squeal so loud that the neighbors dog will start barking.

I ate dinner at this girl's house last week. When I went to the bathroom I felt a huge fart coming so I performed a fart mute maneuver.

by heywoodgblowme September 12, 2013

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