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Know for its Aluminum boat factory's, vast majority of Meth Produced in the City Limits and teen pregnancy.
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An assortment of different races and nationalities unified through their belief of an intolerant, fascist, totalitarian, supremacist, violent, deiceitful, draconian, conspiracist death cult.
At least half of these people are inbred thanks to a tradition of cousing marriage that creates progeny with a low IQ and a high likelyhood of genetic defects, with fragile egos and violent tendencies.
They become the leading criminal forces in whichever country they swarm to. Not only do they control the drugs trade in their local areas, but they are expert counterfeiters, insurance fraudsters and money launderers. Musloids actively target indigenous, non-Musloid, women for rape and sexual abuse in order to satiate their depraved sexual lust.
These creatures are noteable for the exorbitant breeding, to produce more Musloid footsoldiers in their attempt overun the country with their kind.
Musloid are for the most part, militarily inferior to non-Muslims, as such the last thing they wish to participate is in formal warfare. Which is why terrorism, proxy wars, dawah, love jihad, chemical jihad, civilization jihad and other such methods that rely on deception and duplicity for the greater jihad on all non-Muslims.
Without indirect confrontation which they would be utterly destroyed and driven back to mud huts and camel riding. Never to bother anyone again.
At least half of these people are inbred thanks to a tradition of cousing marriage that creates progeny with a low IQ and a high likelyhood of genetic defects, with fragile egos and violent tendencies.
They become the leading criminal forces in whichever country they swarm to. Not only do they control the drugs trade in their local areas, but they are expert counterfeiters, insurance fraudsters and money launderers. Musloids actively target indigenous, non-Musloid, women for rape and sexual abuse in order to satiate their depraved sexual lust.
These creatures are noteable for the exorbitant breeding, to produce more Musloid footsoldiers in their attempt overun the country with their kind.
Musloid are for the most part, militarily inferior to non-Muslims, as such the last thing they wish to participate is in formal warfare. Which is why terrorism, proxy wars, dawah, love jihad, chemical jihad, civilization jihad and other such methods that rely on deception and duplicity for the greater jihad on all non-Muslims.
Without indirect confrontation which they would be utterly destroyed and driven back to mud huts and camel riding. Never to bother anyone again.
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2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world
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2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world
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Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"
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Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"
Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"
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Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"
by Vegeta9001 February 10, 2010
Get the Springfield Missouri mug.Beautiful cottage country in south-central Ontario, Canada. Made 'famous' by such Hollywood stars as Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn and Tom Hanks and others.
Once a place of peace and quiet, respectfully tainted with the noise of summer-fun including boating, water skiing, tubing, and just about any other outdoor activity - other than HUNTING!
The original cottages were a place to escape to from the rat-race of the stinky city - mainly the city of Toronto.
Once this land was 'discovered' by certain high-profile people, rich pricks decided it was 'trendy' and 'necessary' to purchase land or a cottage there so as to look upwardly-mobile. This has degraded Muskoka by making it unrealistically expensive for the average layman to purchase; and unmanagable for those who first set their cottage roots there, due to higher taxes and anal newcomers.
Like the white-man raped the Native Americans' lands, so has the yuppie/rich prick raped Muskoka.
Once a place of peace and quiet, respectfully tainted with the noise of summer-fun including boating, water skiing, tubing, and just about any other outdoor activity - other than HUNTING!
The original cottages were a place to escape to from the rat-race of the stinky city - mainly the city of Toronto.
Once this land was 'discovered' by certain high-profile people, rich pricks decided it was 'trendy' and 'necessary' to purchase land or a cottage there so as to look upwardly-mobile. This has degraded Muskoka by making it unrealistically expensive for the average layman to purchase; and unmanagable for those who first set their cottage roots there, due to higher taxes and anal newcomers.
Like the white-man raped the Native Americans' lands, so has the yuppie/rich prick raped Muskoka.
New Muskokan cottager:
Franchini: "Are we taking the Bentley and the Bichon to Muskoka this weekend Elsha?"
Elsha: "Well we may need the Bentley because Arthur is flying in from Eton. I think we should have Ramon watch the Bichon as you know Arthur just won't have anything to do with her shedding!"
Franchini: "Fine..fine..fine..Let Ramon watch the bitch and we shall enjoy Cognac with Arthur in Muskoka...I do hope the central air is on when we arrive and that the plumbers have installed the three 'bidets' in the main washrooms."
TRUE Muskokan cottager in the 70s:
Merv: "Did we get the coolers and sleeping bags all packed kids?"
Kids: "Yes daddy, and mommy made us some lunches 'cause we're hungry now and can't wait till we stop for our mid-trip snack. I hope the bunny's are there at the stop. Can we get our allowance now so we can buy some blackballs and bottlecaps daddy?"
Merv: "If you are good. Remember, its a long drive but at least we have this wagon now. Too bad we can't afford a plane to fly up and avoid the traffic." - laughing
Kids: "Yea, but at least we have a boat so we can ski and fish and stuff."
Merv: "That's true kids, good attitude."
Franchini: "Are we taking the Bentley and the Bichon to Muskoka this weekend Elsha?"
Elsha: "Well we may need the Bentley because Arthur is flying in from Eton. I think we should have Ramon watch the Bichon as you know Arthur just won't have anything to do with her shedding!"
Franchini: "Fine..fine..fine..Let Ramon watch the bitch and we shall enjoy Cognac with Arthur in Muskoka...I do hope the central air is on when we arrive and that the plumbers have installed the three 'bidets' in the main washrooms."
TRUE Muskokan cottager in the 70s:
Merv: "Did we get the coolers and sleeping bags all packed kids?"
Kids: "Yes daddy, and mommy made us some lunches 'cause we're hungry now and can't wait till we stop for our mid-trip snack. I hope the bunny's are there at the stop. Can we get our allowance now so we can buy some blackballs and bottlecaps daddy?"
Merv: "If you are good. Remember, its a long drive but at least we have this wagon now. Too bad we can't afford a plane to fly up and avoid the traffic." - laughing
Kids: "Yea, but at least we have a boat so we can ski and fish and stuff."
Merv: "That's true kids, good attitude."
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