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Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.
Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.
by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014
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Museum of Natural History

A museum that was there before several generations of new guards and will be there after these next generations as long as it and other beloved people, places, and things live on in the people.
The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
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