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milf mustard

the brown yellow substance that gets on a guys dick when he fucks a milf in the ass.
i know edward was hitting the milf in the ass last night, he has a milf mustard stain in his underwear.
by swampmonkey August 16, 2011
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bush-mustard

Bush-mustard is the fishy, creamy substance that is in the bush (hair) of a stanky vagina.-When the vagina hasn’t been cleaned in a while it creates bush mustard.
“I went down on the bitch, and her stanky pussy had bush-mustard in it.
by Sheth July 12, 2018
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Bricks-and-mortar friend

A real, tangible friend, that you hang with and go out for beers with, as opposed to a virtual online friend like that person you never talked to in high school that you now comment back and forth on social networks like Facebook.
I'm sick of sitting on Facebook for 4 hours a night and commenting on peoples' semi-witty status updates. I need to get some more bricks-and-mortar friends and get out of the house.
by CO_jcd July 15, 2011
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SGT. Murtaugh

The act of sitting on a toilet so long that you loose the feeling in your legs.
I got a SGT. Murtaugh on the john last night while playing angry birds
by jostdog September 14, 2010
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Mustard plug

A small amount of solid poop holding back diarrhea like the small amount of hard mustard in the top of a mustard container.
I sat down on the toilet and the mustard plug pooped out then was followed by explosive diarrhea.
by RyzeX November 9, 2013
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Doesn't Cut the Mustard

This phrase originates from the Old English craft of Mustard making.

The chief mustard maker or Mustardeer would make their mustard in large oaken barrels, allowing each barrel to mature for a number of months. This maturing of the mustard produced a thick, leathery crust at the top of the barrel which would need to be removed before the contents could be tested.

The consistency of the crust would be such that a specialised cutting implement was required to remove it. Initially a modified scythe was used but this often lead to the crust being 'dragged' at certain points and falling into the rest of the mustard causing it to lose some of its distinctive flavour.

Over many years a specialised blade was developed that had an extremely thin leading edge which widened towards the centre and then tapered at the trailing edge although not to a sharp point. This allowed the blade to skim the majority of the topcrust off, leaving a very thin slice which would be left on to protect the mustard.

Due to the coarse, leathery nature of the topcrust the blade, over time, would develop dull spots along it's length and thus required constant monitoring.

When it was time to remove the topcrust the senior Mustardeer would instruct his apprentice to pass him the blade and would attempt to slice thorough the top leathery layer. The Mustardeer would know immediately if the blade was not sufficiently keen enough to complete the task and he would pass the blade back to the apprentice and say to him "I'm sorry, but That Doesn't Cut the Mustard"

The phrase has since passed into common usage describing anything that does not meet a certain standard.
Don't give me your crap excuses, That Doesn't Cut the Mustard.

The computer you sold me is not upto the task for which I purchased it. Im sorry but it doesn't cut the mustard.
by Vauxhall Burgundy September 14, 2008
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Mutard

A cross between a mutant and a retard.
Look at that kid Jordan with his freaky fish lips and his giant shovel hands he's a freekin mutard
by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011
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