Munki

A hat for one's posterior.

I seem to have a munki on me bum!

by PopnFresh October 14, 2004

Munking

The act of two people going out to a grave yard, digging up a female corpse around 1 month old, and then stealing it. Once it is stolen, person A (the smaller person) begins to eat out the corpse, person B (the larger: preferably over 200 lbs.) body slams the corpse and the organs come flying out the vagina and into/onto Person A's face.

Jared and Greg are going munking tonight, they are totally fucked up.

by derfladeldy December 13, 2009

Munki

A very strange creature that originates in Korea. This creature sleeps for between 16 and 18 hours a day and has a very harsh and aggressive attitude towards anything that tries to wake it. Approach with caution. This creature looks similar to the combination of a Korean man and a gorrilla. Smokes a lot of marijuana and other plant substances that will alter the state of mind.

wow look out for that Munki, it looks angry

by wackytobacky69 February 8, 2010

Munk

To stick only the tip of your penis in a girl's vagina.

"The vagina was too small so I had to munk it for a while."

by Jon Peemack May 27, 2008

munio, ergo sum

The credo of the asphalt worker: I pave, therefore I am.

I put "munio, ergo sum" on my resume and the road building company hired me.

by harry flashman July 31, 2003

monkorn

a ancient penis eater of the dinosaur speices

my monkorn ate my penis

by jeremy August 27, 2003

munk off

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.

I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.

by Superbrucester December 4, 2013