Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

by Mulchanator April 17, 2023

mulch mouth

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.

A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.

2) Someone with horrible teeth.

1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."

2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.

by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011

Mulching

When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.

We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.

by Jbereal January 26, 2022

mulch eater

Someone who enjoys eating mulch

i saw my neighbor the mulch eater destroying the mulch pile

by flying man November 11, 2024

Mulch

Mulch is the food of the gods, and by gods i mean that stupid fucking mulch dog on tiktok and instagram

Person 1: oh goody! this harvest was rather bountiful!! i love mulch so much, mulchy mulch i love loam yummy i love mulch mulch gang for life!11!!
Person 2: what the fuck are you saying
Person 1: are you mulch? because i wanna eat you up (with rizz)
Person 2: blud will NOT stop meatriding me :sob:

by cheez_sammmich January 28, 2024

Bob Mulch

A legend in Phantom Forces. The legend goes... In an ordinary Phantom Forces lobby... a man named Bob_Mulch was on the Ghosts team, hes lived his life until this moment going aimlessly until something snapped... He carried the ghosts to victory! Everyone chanted MVP MULCH! They adore him, appreciate him, and are inspired by HIS NAME! All of that praise... and he is humble.. only saying.. "So many fans for being mid at this game"... THE LEGEND!!

"I would never do anything bad, Im humble and I'm everyones favorite! Im like Bob Mulch! Even though ill never be as good as him, I can try!

by ZombieGotBetrayed0 January 14, 2024

Mulch Nigga

A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.

Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.

by Egg Nigga July 13, 2017