Mischa

One of the nicest people you will ever meet, if you don't you've most certainly missed out. Mischa is caring and sweet but in denial about how cute she is. With bright blue eyes, freckles, a heart warming smile and a little button nose she is a perfect combination of hot and cute. The first time I met her I never realised I would fall in love with her, but I have and I'm so happy. Will have the middle name 'blaze'. Doesn't always let people in on how she's feeling but it's nice to know she's found somebody to share with. But the most important thing is the ability to make someone feel so loved.

Lloyd: Mischa-Tom, Tom-Mischa.
Mischa: Hi........
Me: Orite.
.................Me: Oreet Midget.

by Anonymous busker guy.... January 16, 2013

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Mischa

Mischa is a girl who is always kind to other people, she always tries to make other people happy and cares more about their feeling, than hers. She is very insecure,but should not be because she is beautiful. She is a kind soul and the meaning of her name is "Like God". She is very talented and good in a lot of things se does. She also is a bid bitch and knows how to fight back, especially when you are mean to her friends. don't mess with her, or or friends. She also knows how to fake her smile, so check up on your friends named Mischa.

Person 1 : "Mischa is so kind"
Person 2 : "She is!"

by st00pidhoe May 31, 2020

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mischa barton diet

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a penis before performing oral sex.

Wow, that girl just did the Mischa Barton diet in the back of the club!

by MeSoCorny July 3, 2008

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misc tardation

retarded fucks at guitar.com's "misc" forum who write bullshit like the following.....

quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22

By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
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Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"

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Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.

Reply:
Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?

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Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas

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Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys

/quote:

bunch of Canadian fuckheads

by Bumhole McSquirt May 14, 2004

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Mischievious

A common and disgusting mispronunciacion and/or spelling of the word mischievous. Mischievous is pronounced "miss-CHI-vus" and there is no "ious" about it. Some people insist that mischievious is an "alternate pronunciation," but only in the way that irregardless is a synonym for regardless--that is to say, only for fucking retards. Some argue that it is the evolution of language, but changes like this are driven by the illiterate and the ignorant, and it is careless to embrace them. And embarrassing.

"I'm intelligent and mischievious!" (oxymoron)
"Mischievous is not like devious, it's a completely different word you dumb shit." --Me
"Since everyone says mischievious it's not wrong." --what my dumbass friends insist if the subject comes up over strong drink.

by I'll saw you in half without no magic box February 17, 2008

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