MUFFIN

A Muffin is an English Gentleman who lives in Kew, in England. Muffins love to eat but usually just graze, they love chocolate tits and spend their whole lives unknowingly looking for a particular American girl. Muffins are beautiful, funny, brilliant , douchey, narcissistic, sordid, perverted and just amazing. If you come across a Muffin in your lifetime, you won't be able to pull yourself away. He is much too intoxicating, with one 'Oi,' you'll be hooked for the rest of your days. In a second he can give you the world but just as easily, break your heart. If something is wrong, he will fix it. If you are lost, he will bring you back. Muffin is the closest thing to Jesus Christ we have walking among us. If the world were Muffinless, my heart would stop beating.

Note: MUFFIN IS A DOM!

Jess: I love you, Muffin.

Muffin: I know, Sweetheart.

Jess: OMG, are you fucking kidding me?!

Muffin: What's wrong, my Darling?

Jess: 'YOU KNOW'?! YOU FUCKING KNOW?! OMG, I just said that, out loud and that's it?? Do you know how hard that was?!

Muffin: I fucking love you too, Baby.

by Princess_Sparkles February 1, 2013

muffin

A breakfeast food. Can have various smells and Flavors. Are often linked to pancakes. Often served at restaraunts and hospitals for snacks and or breakfast. One of the most popular breakfast foods, muffins are going in people all over the world.

There's a muffin. its like a wanna be Cupcake

by thisamazinglifenow February 6, 2010

muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."

by Urban Dictionary February 9, 2005

muffin

the cutest most adorable huggable squeeshable thing ever. can refer to puppies, boyfriends, best friends, etc...

mario is such a muffin!

by fancy granola December 28, 2005

muffin

Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.

You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!

by Tom May 1, 2005

muffin

someone or something adorable and cute

" awwwww look at that puppy! it is such a muffin!"

by muffinator 5000 March 15, 2009

muffin

Muffins are muffins, there's nuthin like muffins;
You just can't beat muffins, no other will do...
If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin,
So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do.

Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain,
Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain),
Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king,
and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD! Its an innocent thing. X)

"Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."

by The Muffin Mans Wifey September 1, 2006