Muffination

A Muffin that can overtake a nation

Matthew: I Like Muffins

Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops

by Muffinmanloltacos July 23, 2011

muffin

UK: The act of oral sex upon a woman's genitalia (aka her muff).

In the 1950's & 60's there was a long standing joke about the unfortunately named children's television programme "Muffin the mule" being a sexual offence.

by Clansman April 22, 2009

muffin

the freakin' best kind of pastry ever made. comes in various flavors like plain, strawberry, chocolate chip, blueberry, cinnamon
strudel, etc.

dude1:hey, dude2! whatya got there ?

dude2:a muffin. its quite delicious

by frosted flakes. April 11, 2009

MUFFIN

A Muffin is an English Gentleman who lives in Kew, in England. Muffins love to eat but usually just graze, they love chocolate tits and spend their whole lives unknowingly looking for a particular American girl. Muffins are beautiful, funny, brilliant , douchey, narcissistic, sordid, perverted and just amazing. If you come across a Muffin in your lifetime, you won't be able to pull yourself away. He is much too intoxicating, with one 'Oi,' you'll be hooked for the rest of your days. In a second he can give you the world but just as easily, break your heart. If something is wrong, he will fix it. If you are lost, he will bring you back. Muffin is the closest thing to Jesus Christ we have walking among us. If the world were Muffinless, my heart would stop beating.

Note: MUFFIN IS A DOM!

Jess: I love you, Muffin.

Muffin: I know, Sweetheart.

Jess: OMG, are you fucking kidding me?!

Muffin: What's wrong, my Darling?

Jess: 'YOU KNOW'?! YOU FUCKING KNOW?! OMG, I just said that, out loud and that's it?? Do you know how hard that was?!

Muffin: I fucking love you too, Baby.

by Princess_Sparkles February 01, 2013

muffin

A breakfeast food. Can have various smells and Flavors. Are often linked to pancakes. Often served at restaraunts and hospitals for snacks and or breakfast. One of the most popular breakfast foods, muffins are going in people all over the world.

There's a muffin. its like a wanna be Cupcake

by thisamazinglifenow February 06, 2010

muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."

by Urban Dictionary February 09, 2005

muffin

the cutest most adorable huggable squeeshable thing ever. can refer to puppies, boyfriends, best friends, etc...

mario is such a muffin!

by fancy granola November 16, 2005