Muddy Mogul

The act of freezing one's own turds (Log form only), keeping them onhand in the icebox, and bringing them out to penetrate others with in a very sexual manner (*at least until they melt).

To be used in general conversation:
"Anne - That is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing - How about a muddy mogul?"

by Colorado Mark February 25, 2005

Madysen

A beautiful girl who is very kind and caring. And she can be the best person you ever meet

Madysen is my best friend

by Swaggyd19 June 2, 2018

muddy boot

The darkened skin area around the vagina which leaves one with the impression that a muddy boot had recently trod upon it. Often called a muddy bootprint

When Tatiana fell on her ass, the muddy boot was peering out the sides of her thong. The image stalked Jonah's thoughts like an angry lumberjack.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

muddy blunt

A blunt laced in the prometh to guarentied to take you out of this world

Muddy blunts is the advanced shit

by Pero quiero cereal June 4, 2016

Muddy Freckles

When someone farts on another's face and poo sprays out. These shit particles appear to look like freckles. Hence, muddy freckles

Ed: Jay just launched an air biscuit in Chris's face!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!

by Ekuhn October 5, 2010

madylin

An amazingly funny gal who will make your day better but beware! She can put up a fight!

Wow look, there is a madylin!

by Zjtp January 1, 2017

Mady

Mady is one of the most kind-hearted people you will ever meet. She is tall with a body of a goddess &/or model and she turns heads every where she goes. Mady's are unassuming of their natural beauty, which just makes you love her even more. She always puts others before herself and is a lot of fun to be around! She is super quirky and has habits that are weird but endearing. She has an amazing smile that lights up a room and her laugh is contagious. All in all, Mady is the kind of girl you want to be best friends with or marry because either way she's an amazing addition to your life.

Guy: Damn, Mady is something else.
Girl: I know, she's the best best friend a girl could ask for.

by Cocochannel1 August 30, 2014