monoglyceride

Function: noun
: any of various esters of glycerol in which only one of the three hydroxyl groups is esterified and which are often used as emulsifiers

P.S. I didn't in no way copy this off of some other site to make myself look smarter. k-thanx

Ingredients: Enriched Flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate (vitamin B1), Riboflavin (vitamin B2), Folic Acid, Soybean oil, Defatted Wheat Germ, Sugar, Cornstarch, High Frutose Corn Syrup, Salt, Corn Syrup, MONOGLYCERIDES, Malt Syrup, Leavening (Calcium Phosphate, Baking Soda), Artificial Color (Annatto Extract, Turmericoleoresin).

P.S. I didn't in NO WAY copy this off of a Wheat Thins Original box. k-thanx

...wow, 0 grams of fat? woot.

by Kit-Kat February 25, 2005

monogamous

The condition of only playing one game or one genre.

"He won't play anything but Half-Life, he's such a monogamous wierdo."

by Prof. Ace Hole May 10, 2003

monogamister

A man who insists that his lover become monogamous with him.

I had a great time with Ralph, but when he got all monogamister on me, I had to explain that monogamy isn't really my thing. I can't help it; I'm just not a monogamiss.

by gurgoob January 10, 2012

Serial monogamist

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.

I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.

by Night King January 2, 2018

monogame

How people incorrectly spell, "monogamy."

Hey bro, my gf is totally into monogame! Taht is so teh n00bage!

by The All-Seeing Eye June 11, 2008

serial monogamist

A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood

See: 35% women
99.999% men

by Butterfly December 15, 2003

monogatari

Anime that's about necrophilia, pedophilia, incest, zoophilia and probably all philias.

You watch monogatari?
Fucking weeb

by Vukulv January 5, 2021