Mommyjacking

A mother commenting or replying to a post where she diminishes someone else's achievements and elevates her motherhood as more important or difficult.

Person: "JK Rowling is amazing!"
Mommy: "Being a single mom is probably a lot harder than writing a book, and I think JK Rowling would agree."
Person2: "No mommyjacking."

by Sleeb February 17, 2017

mommy monika

A very T H I C C mommy with luscious thighs.

"Thicc mommy monika has some nice thighs" - everyone

by Dadsuki January 29, 2018

mommy

A female Partner (Girlfriend or wife) who provides love and care like a mother to thier partner

Reem you're my mommy

by 7amdi December 10, 2019

Mommy Kink

A mommy kink to me is when in my preference, a woman of maybe 1-3 years older than you cares for you and loves you in a way that resembles a mother’s love. She also lets you call her mommy🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤I think this is caused by the absence of motherly love in my early childhood🤣🤣

Dude I love calling my girl mommy and letting her baby me....I think I have a mommy kink🤔

by Anonlighttard March 27, 2021

Mommy

The bestest person ever. She is great. :)

My Mommy!

by Bob!!:) February 3, 2010

Mommy's Nigger

An unsuccessful middle-age loser who lives at home with his Mom. Jobless, loveless, hairless, and clueless, Mommy's Nigger relies on his Mom to feed him, do his laundry, give him money, pay the internet bills, and let him borrow the car occasionally.

Mommy's nigger better not play his music TOO loud or his mom will cut off the gravy train!

by Antihoosier October 14, 2011

Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

by Lacey13 January 17, 2012