Molting

When a cat, usually overweight, lays on the ground making different types of purr noises while breathing heavily.

Daisy was molting so loudly at the end of my bed last night that I barely got any sleep.

by Adam Keefson April 12, 2014

molestingando

Slang for molestando

No estés molestingando

by OjamajoWoody October 17, 2022

Molestinction

To put a stop to an over-sexed suitors’ wandering hands

The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Molestiny

A play on words of "Molest" and "Destiny" that someone named Marquett used in a debate against popular streamer Destiny as an insult. He would continue to call Destiny this name throughout the entire debate and even on Marquette's own stream to refer to Destiny.

Marquett would continue to call Destiny "Molestiny" even though it sounded really dumb and funny.

by ItzSpark June 29, 2023

moustinguished

A very rare occurrence in which a moustached man is in fact distinguished instead of terribly creepy. (re; molestache)

Alex Trebek circa the 90s is very moustinguished.

Tom Selleck is known best for being a moustinguished man.

The first moustinguished man is the Monopoly Man.

Credit where credit is due, his name should have been Joseph "Moustinguished" Stallin.

by SftPoDM January 16, 2011

Mesting

You are not nesting your mesting

stop mesting

by silver dollars December 26, 2018

Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)

I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.

by Djentile March 10, 2019