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moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.
Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.
by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011
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Modern Art

Modern Art is where you throw some scribbles on a paper and call it art.
Person A: I went to the Modern Art Museum a month ago.

Person B: You like that stuff?
by School Kiddo January 25, 2019
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Modern Communist

People who only respect people who have the same opinion as them.

They find everyone who has different opinion than them very rude.

They don't believe in freedom of word.

If you say or write something they disagree with, they are most likely to fight you.
They really dislike hearing things they disagree with.

These people are often American teenagers (mostly female) who didn't experience communism in their country.

Modern communists are called like that because when there was communism in Slavic countries, people weren't able to express their opinions and when they said something communists didn't like, they made sure that they badly regretted it.

Example of conversation:
Person: *uses constructive critism or says/writes any unpopular opinion or something that modern communist disagrees with*
Modern communist : DIDN'T YOUR MOM TEACH YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!?
Or:
Modern communist: OMG, SHUT UP, IT'S 2020!

Or:
Modern communist: OMG WHO ASKED?
If any person tells you to be quiet because of your opinions, then they are a modern communists.
Example:
Did Charles just tell you that you should shut up because it's 2020 and your opinions aren't cool enough in his opinion?

Then Charlie is a modern communist.
by smallhuman July 3, 2020
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ModernSoldier

Certified eshay and giga chad. His charisma is so powerful it makes all women's panties drop in a 5 metre radius when he looks at them.
I would love to be like ModernSoldier one day.
by DoomViles May 6, 2021
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Bad Moderator

A bad moderator is a moderator who spend his time abusing his powers instead of doing any good.

Saying stuff like he's above the rules and complaining when people leave after he goes against them.
Have you heard of Ascensiam? He's a really bad moderator.
by MajesticPig May 25, 2014
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method of modern love

Classic song by 'rock n soul' duo Hall and Oats. It was featured on their 1984 album 'Big Bam Boom' and was released the following year as a single and video, which got a lot of airplay on MTV and The Box.

Rapper Method Man sampled the spelled-out version of this song's chorus on his 1993 song that shares his name, featured on the Wu Tang Clan's classic album Enter the 36 Chambers
A nice text message or email to your hubby is a 'method of modern love'.
by Lamarrw3 April 21, 2008
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cyber-suicide by moderator

When a user in an internet chatroom or forum becomes really hostile towards a moderator for them to eject that user out of the chatroom or internet forum!

Hostile users attempt to annoy and offend the community chatroom or forum and it's moderators every way they can, resulting with the moderators banning them despite many warnings and guideline notices given by the the community or moderators towards that hostile user and may even close their account.
Hostile user: You'll of full of crap and I hope you all die!
Moderator: I've asked you three times, could you stop insulting the community and myself?
Hostile User: Screw you!
*Hostile user has been kicked out of the room by Moderator*
Community Member: What was the point of that!

Some Random User: That user has committed cyber-suicide by moderator!
by I_am_a_loser November 17, 2013
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