Minting

When you take peppermint/mint scented oils and apply it to your balls.
For a fresher feel, but also for a quick way to get hyped

"Hey man, do you want to try minting."

"Hell yeah, that always gets me hype!"

by The_Minter January 19, 2025

Misting the Gitch

When you have a wet fart and it hits your underwater

I was out drinking last night and the beer farts had me misting the gitch

by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

by HungBoi May 18, 2021

Philanthropic Milting

When rich executives decide to use their financial power to slap their name on every building within a visible distance. Derived from milting, the act of spreading one's sperm across the widest range possible, like a fish.

Did you see the Museum of Science and Industry is being renamed to the Griffin Museum of Science and Industry? That's the third new building he's renamed in the past year. There he goes, philanthropic milting everywhere again.

by Copelbomer May 15, 2024

Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.

"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"

by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025