dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Mitten State

a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape

Michigan Mitten State

by MotoCrazed December 16, 2011

Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.

I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.

by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010

mitten drinnin

NYC Yiddish: In the middle of everything. A statement that has nothing to do with the subject at you're talking about.

mitten drinnin Trump talk about how smart he is?

by Murray Haldanish October 9, 2019

Bernie's mittens

Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.

Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!

by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021

Steamy Mitten

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands

My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"

by Spobret July 26, 2018