Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.

My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.

by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012

yumekos.personal.mittens

my fav tik tok moot who i wish i knew irl, love you bae 🙄🙄💞💞💞

person #1: i want to date yumekos.personal.mittens <33

person #2 : too bad they already belong to yumekosbiitch :///

by yumekosbiitchass October 25, 2020

velcro mittens

Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...

Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling randy."

by Calpernicus January 14, 2008

busy-mittens

when you have too many items in your hands

Look at my busy-mittens.

by rebeculla July 4, 2009

kitten mittens

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

by Julia June 22, 2004

Sex mittens

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards

wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !

by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008