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a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.
Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.
by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013
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Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.
Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.
by Gunship May 5, 2019
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Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.
John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.
by dim bulb June 2, 2009
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Steamy Mitten

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands
My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"
by Spobret July 26, 2018
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Mitten State

a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape
by MotoCrazed December 16, 2011
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Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.
I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.
by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010
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mitten drinnin

NYC Yiddish: In the middle of everything. A statement that has nothing to do with the subject at you're talking about.
mitten drinnin Trump talk about how smart he is?
by Murray Haldanish October 9, 2019
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