a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013

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Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

by dim bulb June 02, 2009

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An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.

I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.

by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010

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Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands

My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"

by Spobret July 26, 2018

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Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.

Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!

by Dr.Mcface February 11, 2021

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a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape

by MotoCrazed December 08, 2011

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When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.

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