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dong mitten

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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Dumfries mittens

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.
Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?
by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 6, 2019
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Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.
John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.
by dim bulb June 2, 2009
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Steamy Mitten

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands
My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"
by Spobret July 26, 2018
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Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.
I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.
by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010
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Bernie's mittens

Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.
Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!
by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021
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Mitten State

a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape
by MotoCrazed December 16, 2011
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