Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010

Dumfries mittens

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.

Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?

by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 6, 2019

Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.

I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.

by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010

Mud Mittens

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

by Gabounski January 27, 2005

mittens

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

by 122445 August 23, 2006

mittens

Used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. A person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. Especially used by Discordians, Mythics and Sweets.

Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.

I love that post about sharies. I'm giving it mittens and win!

by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 21, 2008