The sexual act of climbing to the top of your dresser and jumping into your partner dick and balls a'floppin in hopes of insertion screaming "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND!"
Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
The Predator Missle:
Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"
Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"
Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"
Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"
by Vaporname June 3, 2023
Get the The Predator Misslemug. 1. A ballistic weapon usually fired from a stationary stand or a missile range. They can have heat-seeking capabilities, can be guided manually, or be controlled using radar. Very deadly.
2. Where a male is strongly attracted to a woman, and his weapon cannot resist chasing the female. It usually makes its impact between the legs of the female in her bosum or in her vagina.
Only in extreme cases does it head for the mouth.
NOTE: This is not a disease, but a very strong form if love. Sometimes, but very rarely, it occurs in the females.
2. Where a male is strongly attracted to a woman, and his weapon cannot resist chasing the female. It usually makes its impact between the legs of the female in her bosum or in her vagina.
Only in extreme cases does it head for the mouth.
NOTE: This is not a disease, but a very strong form if love. Sometimes, but very rarely, it occurs in the females.
The World knew that the rebels had missiles, but what they did not know is that they had homing missles, and thus they were more deadly.
The man was deeply attracted to the woman he wanted to make love to. His homing missle headed straight for the target between her legs, and began to perform a russian amphitheatre.
The man was deeply attracted to the woman he wanted to make love to. His homing missle headed straight for the target between her legs, and began to perform a russian amphitheatre.
by The Iron Piston May 15, 2013
Get the Homing Misslemug. “I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”
“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”
“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”
“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”
“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”
by bigdaddygen May 23, 2022
Get the cunt misslemug. 11.22.97, e.g. set 2: halley's > tweezer > black-eyed katie > piper > antelope. This non-stop music extravaganza of pleasure is real hairy, red, the steaming skud heat missle
by typac October 14, 2006
Get the heat misslemug. by Mothafuckka October 2, 2017
Get the faggot misslemug. when large chunks of snow blow off the car in front of you on the road or highway and come hurtling at your windshield at 70mph.
woman: wow! did you see the snow missles come flying off that car and into our windshield?
man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!
man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!
by jgatsby01 February 9, 2010
Get the Snow Misslesmug. when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock
by stretchgod October 21, 2025
Get the shit misslemug.