minivan

Modern: A typical soccermom van. FWD Taller and bigger than a station wagon, but still drives like a car. Usually front wheel drive, these vans are designed to hold as much junk and kids as possible. They also get VERY dirty on the outside and inside, as the kids and their mum typically don't give two craps about keeping cars in decent shape.

Classic: A more of a guy's vehicle. RWD These are smaller than today's minivans, and are closer to a Truck/SUV. They are also designed to hold more cargo and people, but look much nicer when kept in good condition (you may come accross a hooptie once in a while). Due to being more powerful, they can be used to haul trailers.

Modern: I stepped into the minivan and found a carpet of crumbs, wrappers, and broken iPhones on the floor.

Modern: Joe came to round up the guys in his minivan, which we found to be clean and not embarrassing to be seen in.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 1, 2014

minivan

when you give your girl two (fingers) in the front and five in the rear

william gave his girlfriend a minivan last night during sex

by do words January 30, 2018

Minivan Masher

A slur for aggressive or violent transgender individuals.

She was so mad on those pills she took his steering wheel and smashed that minivan. What a minivan masher!

by ISM0K3W33D3RRYD4Y March 7, 2020

To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.

Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*

by TheLord007 July 13, 2021

Minivan Meeks

An individual that is absolutely obsessed with Zeta sorority girls that he has to buy a minivan to fit all of them into his ride; Also one that lets his girlfriend make out with his buds at parties,(very lenient you might say);

Late night at the hollow on a thursday night!!

by MC April 7, 2005

The Minivan

The sexual act known as "The Minivan" is when two fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity from one hand, and the other hand (made into a fist) is inserted into the anus. A Minivan usually accommodates seven "passengers" but is known in cases of emergency to squeeze a few more in.

Scissoring just wasent cutting it so they proceeded to get in The Minivan.

by ExitOut August 7, 2014

minivom

To regurgitate a small amount of food into your mouth, a step beyond the dry retch. Abbreviated from miniature-vomit.

Just the idea of the president naked made me minivom.

by snaxx September 4, 2007