Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is somebody that will talk all kinds of smack through a gaming headset or a telephone. But doesn't have the balls to say it to your face.
1. I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I confronted this dude over the phone and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior". When I told him where he could find me and that I'll be waiting he never showed.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
mugGet the Microphone Warriormug.

microphone

A thing that is used to stick up peoples asses to listen inside
by TTV BenDaSheep April 10, 2024
mugGet the microphonemug.

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.
Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war
by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020
mugGet the Microphone Sausagemug.

Gaming Microphone

some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it
by shoolug February 15, 2023
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Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.
"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"
by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017
mugGet the Microphone Molestingmug.

Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.
1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
mugGet the Microphone Warriormug.

teh microphone

When a person asks you for teh microphone
Joe Mama: Give me teh microphone

Joe Dada: no
Joe Mama: GIVE ME TEH MICROPHONE
by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021
mugGet the teh microphonemug.

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