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metrosexual 

1. A person who is straight but acts really really gay.
2. Always gels hair, shaves legs, and waxes eyebrows
3. Loves to tan naked with other men
4. Loves steamrooms with naked men
5. Masturbates with men he meets an hour before
6. All in all, "Ryan Yamada"
"Hey megan, i shaved my legs, waxed my eyebrows and gooch, and sucked dick all the way on the ride here. My name is Ryan Yamada and i'm metrosexual."

MetroSexual 

Defining a straight man who is very in tune to hip, urban lifestyle. He is immaculate in his appearance and doesn't mind spending huge amounts of money on clothing and shoes as well as skin and hair products. He also may spend large amounts of time in a gym or health facility because of his obsession with his body. Although he is straight, his trendy, stylish appearance may be more closely associated with that of a gay male.
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gay best friend
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METROSEXUAL
MetroSexual by CazualTee November 24, 2003

metrosexual 

Liberace was the ultimate metrosexual.
Emo people are pretty metrosexual as well.

metrosexual 

Someone who REALLY loves trains and probably New York.
Person 1: Oh man, when I get on the early morning metro to go to work.... my body just explodes into this uncontrollable fit of excitement and pleasure.
Person 2: You're such a metrosexual!
metrosexual by felisCschrödinger October 20, 2013

metrosexual 

A man who is nearing middle-aged, moves out from his family into a small (but well decorated) apartment somewhere in the city, wears fancy clothing (esp. fancy scarves and leather shoes), hygiene + style suddenly becomes an issue, he goes to funky sushi bars for dinner and attends jazz concerts every friday night. A hint of gay is included.
Guy 1: Did you hear that John left Sarah and the kids and moved into a small flat in the South End?
Guy 2: Yeah, I saw him last week and he invited me to sushi and a jazz concert this friday.
Guy 1: Hmmm, I think he's gone metrosexual
metrosexual by (v.j.o) March 27, 2008

metrosexual 

Heterosexual male with enough fashion sense to attempt to follow the trends, but not execute them with as much finesse as his homosexual counterparts--or start any of his own.
Friend 1: "Is Richard gay, or metro?"

Friend 2: "Oh, puh-leeze...metro, of course! He's carrying a Louis Vuitton Damier man bag, but using the Monogram wallet!"
metrosexual by TJB August 28, 2005