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Messenged

A verb meaning to contact some with a message on Messenger, but can also be applied to SMS or other text message platforms. Messenge means the same as a message but sent exclusively via Messenger or other text message platforms.
I messenged her an hour ago. I'll check to see if she received it yet.
by Rozzysed October 30, 2018
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Message Lady

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady
Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?
by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020
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Messagepocalypse

Steve Job's answer to the eternal question of whether it is Textastrophe or Textmergency
"YOU FOOLS! When you send a message to the wrong recipient and it accidentally destroys your entire life it's called a MESSAGEPOCALYPSE"
"Get out of here Steve Jobs"
by ThassaBruhMoment June 23, 2020
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texticular message

a message by text

a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.
Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.
by nicoleeeuuhh April 6, 2008
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Dickture Message

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.
Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross
by zac archer April 18, 2010
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after-message

What you accidentally get to hear when someone leaves you a voicemail and fails to hangup the phone correctly.
I know you weren't sick at home and actually at the bar with your buds 'cuz I could hear them laughing in the after-message!
by mrgraff February 18, 2012
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text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.
A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.
by Art Anderson February 28, 2015
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