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Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.
“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”
by skittles.inc June 1, 2019
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If you are reading this... You are the merp.
That Sam is such a merp.
by Word Truther August 15, 2019
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Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p
For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”
by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018
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Merp is a word used when you’re bored and you want to start a conversation and be cute at the same time
Guy: hey baby

Girl: merp

Guy: you’re so cutee
by Thrash64455999888 May 22, 2018
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When you drop something or mess something up you can say this word. It is a better replacement for oop.
“Merp! I dropped my pencil.”
by Beth Rodgers April 9, 2020
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When you dont know what to say or do us the word merp, it helps you start a conversation it has various meanings but it is used to start a convo, it can also be used when bored or you just wanna shout a word
Person one: merp person two: what??
Person one: soooo whats the weather today
by Merpworld November 12, 2020
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Kid 1: I'm going to ride my trycicle on the roof!
Kid 2: Merp?!?
by Purplecatawesome November 18, 2020
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