The Mermaid theory

Based on How i met your mother's 11th Episode of 6th Season

300 years ago sailors stuck at sea would get desperate at sea for female comapionship, it got so bad that manatee out in the water started to look like beautiful womens, mermaids.

Every women no matter how initially repugnant have a mermaid clock, its the time it takes for you to bone her. sure today you see her as a manatee but she aint gonna stay that way.

The mermaid theory it's a thing.

by arv1e December 8, 2010

Mermaider

Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid

"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"

by Joe Bob Briggs April 16, 2007

melómano

In spanish; a person with a strong affection for music.

Juán es un melómano de primera, escucha música las veinticuatro horas del día.

John is a music-freak. He listens to music the whole day.

by ihbarba November 19, 2007

mermaidish

We're not sure what mermaidish means. So ask a mermaid.

Mermaidish?

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

mermanatee

a mythical vegetarian betwixt a cute boy and a handsome man

I just got grazed by a mermanatee.

by ChiRho May 29, 2013

Merman Theory

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.

Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.

by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018

meram

my 4lifer laughwithtears

omg we're such great friends, kinda like ulimategamerfreak and meram!!!!!!!

by ultimategamerfreak June 4, 2021