Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.

After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.

by wizard of balls May 17, 2010

Swerlin Merlin

Thee act upon swirling a penis that has been discised as merlin the wizard. Disguising the penis involves using shaving cream to indicate Merlin's Beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the penis.

WTF is he doing? O The good old Swerlin Merlin.

by SWMerlin February 6, 2010

Velvet Merlin

When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.

During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.

by JackAwful October 3, 2014

lady merlin

a hot as fuck mage from the seven deadly sins, boar sin of gluttony.
escanor's crush lol.

"Lady Merlin,daughter of Belialuin."

by hidanswhore January 31, 2021

Out of your MERLIN

If something is out of your MERLIN (or Mental Realm Capacity) it means that it is out of your understanding, knowledge or comprehension.

Person 1: Hey do you know how this works?
Person 2: No, It's out of my MERLIN
Person 1: Your what?
Person 2: my MERLIN, Mental Realm Capacity
Person 1: What?
Person 2: you wouldn't get it, it's out of your MERLIN

by Gezzed November 23, 2011

Blinding the Merlin

So Fanboys made you curious about this one too?

"That's what you do, you aim for the eye, grab the lip, and lead her around the room. Blinding the Merlin."

by hWnd85 December 8, 2010

Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010