African American that has received further education in the study of fruit engineering. Watermelon mechanics grasp the necessary skills to dissect said fruit with grace and precision. Earlier forms of excavating the juicy flesh from the watermelon (spear chucking, rock smashing, purchasing precut watermelon from welfare programs) are archaic to the watermelon mechanic. Most watermelon mechanics sit on verandas while examining only the best fruits, while their uneducated cousins dive face first into a busted melon doing things to the watermelon that their brethren would find unappetizing to preform on a suitible female mate.
Hershel, look at that there watermelon mechanic working that melon. He makes a porch monkey look like Neanderthal.
by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015
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by rs19078 May 21, 2007
Get the mecha shiva mug.Part One: First off, don't believe any of that bullshit people say about how Hitler supposedly "committed suicide". Before His immanent defeat in Germany, he ran away towards Russia where he remained hidden for a few years until his dumbass fell through a patch of thin ice and became a popsicle. A few years later the Russian people found his body perfectly preserved in ice. Using their advanced technology, they removed his brain and locked it deep within a monstrous robot with which the Russsians planned to use in order to wage war upon freedom, Jews, justice, Poland, and general minorities. Mecha-Hitler became to powerful and escaped the Russian military base. He cooperarted with the Japanese after agreeing to give them control of America after he wages war in exchange for upgrading his body.
After the upgrades to his arsenal, Mecha-Hitler betrayed the Japanese and fled to Mexico. Luckily the Japanese were smart enough to implant a control chip into his brain. They deactivated his body and currently is in a state of suspended animation somewhere in the Mexican desert. We can only hope that the Mexican people never locate him and restart his programming.
by Xero _ Manifest May 8, 2011
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A: Did you know that the title "Mechanical Animals" is an anagram for "Is An Alchemical Man"? So the cover really says "Marilyn Manson is an alchemical man."
B: Dude, you need a girlfriend.
B: Dude, you need a girlfriend.
by Gijy Tiwit June 19, 2007
Get the Mechanical Animals mug.1) Japanesse slang for Mech (piloted robot)
2) A giant or small robot used in Japan controlled by a person 18-21 years of age, with the exception of "the choosen one" type of pilot who is usually 15 years of age.
3) Robot with unbeileveable power, weapons, and height. Usually defies the laws of physics.
4) Can usually be found in Anime, secret underground factories, and outer space.
5) Also see Gundam
2) A giant or small robot used in Japan controlled by a person 18-21 years of age, with the exception of "the choosen one" type of pilot who is usually 15 years of age.
3) Robot with unbeileveable power, weapons, and height. Usually defies the laws of physics.
4) Can usually be found in Anime, secret underground factories, and outer space.
5) Also see Gundam
"Check out the super proton cannon on that gigantic mecha being pilot by some asian kid who is distroing the evil empire group called The Company."
by Rodney November 22, 2003
Get the mecha mug.The walls in our apartment are so thin that the merhan coming from my roommates room has been keeping me up at night.
by guy deboard September 16, 2009
Get the merhan mug.The term "mecha musume" was first used for a series of figurines produced by the japanese company Konami. The figures personified old military vehicles, such as tanks and planes, as cute girls. It's not used to refer to a general art style in which the features of historical military warcraft, or more fanciful science fiction mecha designs. The term means, literally, "mecha girls."
"I love this new mecha musume show. Badass military hardware? Uber-moe cute girls? Why not get both at the same time..."
by einhorn303 January 15, 2007
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