Dirt merchant

A person who would sell just about anything to make a buck. They are cheap and not very sociable. They make terrible friends because they constantly try to screw people out of money. They prefer to do business in the cheapest way possible. Dirt merchants are nothing more than scum of the earth...

John says: "Hey Sally, I need a laptop computer that's cheap."

Sally says: "Well John, why don't you go buy one from that dirt merchant down the street!"

by Lorne S Grant February 15, 2006

Merghie

A word paralleling the word universe (all that exists), which can be used to represent any and everything; essentially baby-talk for adults.

Merghie? Merghie mergh.

by Team AstroBio January 17, 2008

Merchant Mariner

We sailors aboard merchant ships. We have the credential that says so.

I got my Merchant Marine Credential which means Im a merchant mariner but what the hell is the TWIC for?

by EagleVireoMM March 5, 2011

dread merchant

A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.

Guy1: What's the news, man?

Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .

Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!

by JRob November 7, 2005

meme merchant

A person who travels far and wide, distributing memes wherever they go.

"See that guy over there? He's a meme merchant":

by Ashe, the Nightingale July 11, 2017

Meighan

Meighan's are quite possibly beyond definition. They are strong, beautiful inside & out, and very talented. If you are lucky to have found a Meighan don't let her get away. She can be quite a goofball and might just trip over her own feet. She is a dreamer and can get lost in her own world. And what a world it is! Meighan's don't just see colors and hear music they ARE colorful music! Meighan's may act tough but wear their emotions on their sleeves. Don't be fooled though! Make the mistake of messing with her and you'll be sorry!

Amazingly cool friend - never a dull moment with Meighan!

by alfakat January 22, 2014

merchant banker

Rhyming slang for wanker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!

by ryan March 24, 2004