Mantonia

Not quite man
Not quite woman
Not quite human
10% ballerina
100% testosterone

Wow, what a Mantonia.

by Erik Purple January 14, 2008

mentor

1.(n) One who influences learning minds.
2.(vb) To influence a learning mind.
3.(prp n) The single position of master teacher held at the University of Cleav.(Fweeb the Mentor)

I love the influence of my mentor
I will mentor the ignorant.
The current Mentor of Cleav is Fweeb.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

mentos bombing

The art of doing idiotic things in public and then flashing a roll of Mentos at people that start to stare at you. See also mentos flashing.

The two usually resorted to mentos bombing when getting in trouble, as it didn't help any but some found it amusing.

by Da Rabid Duckie May 8, 2004

Mentourage

A group of three or more beta status men who follow around a single, usually attractive, woman wherever she goes.

Jessica knew she'd need to summon her mentourage if she was to go shopping this afternoon. After all, she did need someone to carry her bags for her.

by Mr. Stevens August 24, 2007

Mengo

The nickname given to Flamengo by its fans.

Flamengo até morrer eu sou.

by Mengão October 15, 2006

Mentors

A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".

Dr Heathen Scum still continues the Mentors band with a whole new crew.

by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004

Melton

A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.

Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.

Avoid.

"Oh no, I have to go to Melton as part of my placement."

"Make sure you take that taser."

by Colacman May 23, 2010