Mentally Spicy

Someone who suffers from a mental illness. Often used by people who are open about mental illness.

Cheers to all my mentally Spicy homies out there.

by Emerythingrhymes October 26, 2020

Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.

Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.

by shane_r February 27, 2009

Metalternative

The fusion of Heavy Metal and Alternative music.

Dude 1:TOOL'S HEAVY METAL!

Dude 2:Meh, Tool's alternative.

Dude 1: TOOL'S Metalternative.

by Don Omni February 10, 2010

mentalyricism

the art of lyricising mentally
exercising ones brain in
an extended place of deep meditated thought

kinginkz regularly engages in mentalyricism during early hour of the morning

by kinginkz January 25, 2011

Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.

Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.

by pbnjp January 2, 2012

mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.

When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'

by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014

Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014