mander

A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.

Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 16, 2014

Messy mendez

When you diarrhea into a girls clam and then you use it as a lubricatin substance for ya sexual pleasure

ex. in da pussay

Last night i was fuckin Alejandra and she was dry as a prune in da Mojave, so i had to use a messy Mendez to finish da job

by clit69 June 14, 2009

menders

Going to the pub the day after a pile of Kenny fruities and Artys to try to sort ones head out:-

"Mate I'm badgered lets go see Little T for some menders"

by Willy1981 January 25, 2015

Shawn Mendes

A hawt daddy, who just so happens to be a wonderful Canadian singer.

I saw Shawn Mendes in concert yesterday.

by benlui September 24, 2018

Mendell Fee

The price you charge a friend

The Mendell fee is what is referred to as a preferred fee and will be tacked on to the price of the said service or item you are providing to your 'friend'

by Bar-fa-lo-mule August 28, 2011

Manderscheiding

The act of becoming absolutely useless at work. Usually happens around 30 minutes before work ends. The body slouches the eyes become dull and or crossed. The spine goes limp, you begin to drool and you are nothing more than a pile of goo, with Zombie like tendencies.

4:30 PM rolled around and Bob started to look like a Zombie as his body began Manderscheiding.

by StuckAtWork April 11, 2014

manderine

A small child that thinks he's funny normally called Kyle or kylie

Oii there you fucking manderine

by Daniel morrissey November 18, 2016